There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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