Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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