he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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