go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
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