You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
porn star boner night. come get it.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Randomize
