im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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