You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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