If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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