Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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