Can i not drive my cunt home
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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