He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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