I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
They took my balls.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
