So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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