you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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