the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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