What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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