Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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