Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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