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garbage dick
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you win
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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