sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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