Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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