You can't special order awesome
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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