Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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