I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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