Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
she told me i tasted like america
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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