BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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