what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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