I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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