id be glad to
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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