Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Randomize
