Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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