I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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