so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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