let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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