We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
This baby is an asshole
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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