Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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