I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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