why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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