i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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