so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Threesome in a minivan. New low
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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