Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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