i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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