4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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