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Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
