I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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