She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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