Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
