He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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