Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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