Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
